Today I have decided to step in and settle the rumors once and for all. I realize what I might say might shock some of you. Some of you might even be offended. But I have decided to release the information anyway. I have decided to take the fateful step because people need to know the truth about these esteemed men. I know their actions might show different, but people decide what a person’s religion is in this land of the free and home of the brave. Today I have decided to put all the rhetoric to rest and declare… Newt Gingrich is a Buddhist. The Pope is African American Episcopal. Osama Bin Laden is a Christian. And President Barack Obama is a Muslim. Congratulations to all.